About Us

Customer Reviews and About Us Info .

When choosing the right children’s entertainer for your function it is important that the entertainer has the ability, experience and talent to provide a professional standard of entertainment at all times.

Squirty Wirty truly meets all of these demands and as one of the countries leading children’s entertainer’s they bring an air of excitement whilst respecting their surroundings.

You will notice by the list on the left hand side of this page that we are security cleared to work in the most exacting surroundings.

We have been entrusted to work with children in the most daunting places in the country..Whether there be temptations such as the Queen next door. the Prime Minister and the Cabinet at the end of the corrider, The Lord Mayor 20 feet away, £20 million works of art on the walls or a £50 million helicopter a stones throw away.

Squirty Wirty not only Entertains the children with his comedy magic, he also controls them in the best way possible..they don’t even know they are being controlled..(and no i can’t control my own children ..ha ha).

The list on the right hand side shows all the things to give you peace of mind that we are the right men for the job so to speak.

So don’t listen to us .. listen to our customers.

“Yesterdays party was a real challenge for Squirty Wirty who had to entertain 130 children aged between babes in arms through to 12 year olds”.

Holborn Police Social and Athletic Club.

Harrods Limited have worked with Squirty Wirty clowns for over 2 years on a variety of occasions and would recommend the team of Squirty Wirty clowns as reliable, flexible, and professional team players”.

 

Contact us on 07305 352246

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